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Rob Zombie’s ‘31’: Send in the Clowns

Posted in Action, horror, Movies, suspense with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 5, 2016 by aliciamovie


Reviewed by Alicia Glass

Director: Rob Zombie

Studio: Bow and Arrow Entertainment

MPAA Rating: R

Review Rating: 7

There’s no real point to an introductory paragraph for this movie, so like Rob Zombie and his singular movie-making style, we’re just gonna dive right into this. No mercy, no pity, and no escape, we’re falling headlong into another Zombie world.

Things kick off with this black and white world of a psycho clown terrorizing a victim in a priests collar, a-rantin and a-ravin to his terrified audience of one. This goes on for a while, and is abruptly ended by an axe in the guts. Now, while I’m personally all for rants from what appears to be the main villain (or one of them anyway), the opening salvo from he whom we learn later is known as Doom-head has no real bearing on what comes later. It kind of reminded me of that gross poor soul in Human Centipede 2, and that can never be a compliment.

Well anyway, backward we go to October 31st, 1979 (it says so in the tagline) and a van-full of what are apparently circus performers. And here, oh man it was inevitable, we are introduced to the eternal Sheri Moon Zombie character in every single last one of RZ’s movies, this one a simpering kerchief-wrapped chick called Charly. Roscoe Pepper is the standard muscle-man braindead type, though he does show some small bits of chivalry when shit pops off. Panda is the token black Rasta character, complete with the accent and the weed; hell, he could be considered the main token black character, as poor Levon is the first to bite it when our circus gang get where they never expected to go. And rounding out our weird-ass gang of friends, we have Venus Virgo, veteran of the circus act trade, a fighter who really should have gotten a better shot at this sick game the Scooby gang is forced into.

A stop at a self-serve gas station and some seriously odd conversations later, and hey next thing we know, Malcolm McDowell in French powdery getup is telling us it’s time for the hunting game known as 31! (I never quite understood why the Big Game itself is called ‘31’, unless it’s always held on Halloween every year.) Other fiends in French wigs and dresses are betting large sums of money on our now-numbered circus gang’s survivability, and indeed, throughout the time period of the Big Game, Father Murder pauses to announce the odds on our victims as they go up or down.

In theory, the game is simple: survive the next twelve hours, no matter what kind of insane hunter is thrown at the gang. The circus performers are even given dubious weapons, though most of them are unable to put them to effective use. And then we have the hunters, each of whom are named “something-head”, such as Doom-Head. Each hunter dresses and acts for maximum, I guess, shock effect, though how effective it truly is remains to be seen. I personally had a really hard time trying to see Sick-Head, the midget hunter dressed in Nazi clown regalia spouting Spanish (I’m not even kidding either), as anything other than a complete joke.

But we go through other hunters and most of our victims, until the victims begin to fight back better and Father Murder ups the ante, calling in their best hunter, we recognize him from the ranting intro, Doom-head, to take care of this years’ victims left once and for all.

There is a good deal of the feel of desolate roads and endless desert hell that RZ tried diligently to portray in The Devil’s Rejects, plus that throwback nightmare homage to Texas Chainsaw Massacre and of course Zombie’s own personal Dark Carnival style in 31. Legend says Zombie read somewhere a statistic that said Halloween is the number one night of the year where people go missing inexplicably, and thought it would be a good premise for a movie. The poignancy of the final end scene does kind of bring that thought home, but it was never particularly expressed in the movie itself, and without it, the film is a kind of forgery unto itself, perhaps lacking in originality but sure ready to make up for it with gore and enthusiasm – like most of Rob Zombie’s horror film work.


Halloween II

Posted in horror, Movies, suspense with tags , , , , , , on September 3, 2009 by aliciamovie


Written by Alicia Glass

Studio: Dimension Films

MPAA Rating: R

Director: Rob Zombie

Review Rating: 7

 Warning! Spoilers!

Laurie Strode and Dr. Loomis deal with the aftermath of Michael Meyers’ bloody rampage of a year before, while Michael himself prepares for a family reunion and homecoming.

 I’m honestly surprised and a bit saddened – there were parts that were phenomenal and parts that were just plain bad and unnecessary, and neither of those categories can add up to a movie worth absolutely loving, or totally despising. I actually liked Rob Zombie’s H1, it told a hell of a story and had a progression one could follow. But now, we’re being presented with segments of a story, mostly told in what appear to be dreams or ghostly visions.

 RZ’s obvious glee for the Halloween genre is everywhere, and it’s almost childlike in his efforts to blast your mind with one after another gothic-inspired death scene or flash of pin-up girl boobie. I was gratified to see Laurie and her friends in adorable Rocky Horror Picture Show homage costumes when they went to the Halloween party, that really does indicate a more modern take in the movie. Michael himself gets a new twist or two, including one that actually gave me a pause – since when is Michael Meyers a cannibal? When did that happen, and why? I mean, the movie shows it, they clearly define what it is Michael’s doing, but the visions of mommy darkest never makes any reference to it. And throughout the movie, Michael of course kills a lot of people in very violent ways, but this time he makes noise! Wait, noise? He doesn’t speak of course, but Michael Meyers grunts and growls and shouts in wordless apparent rage while he kills folks. Which didn’t make a lot of sense to me, as I always figured Michael Meyers was an iconic horror figure due in no small part to his tenacity and total silence.

 And now on to the things I didn’t like. (Better sit down, you may be here awhile.) Scout Taylor-Compton, who plays Laurie Strode in the movie, spends most of the movie with her hair in those twists that look like the unkempt start of dreadlocks, and that is just sooo unattractive. Sheri Moon Zombie, RZ’s wife, returns in her role as Michael’s mother, but it’s remarkably different this time. Mommy dearest has turned into Mommy darkest, she’s trailing a young Michael in a clown costume (?!), and this iconic white horse. The very beginning of the movie has a blurb from a psychiatry journal, referring to the meaning of the white horse in psychoses, and I guess that’s why Mother keeps bringing the equine with her. But really, it wasn’t necessary and muddles things with an attempt at symbology for a character who already has plenty. And then there’s the character Loomis, and what they did to him. Malcolm McDowell gamely declaims his part, but the part they gave him turned Loomis into a greedy arrogant jackass, and that’s just terrible. Loomis is supposed to help save Laurie, not show up at the last minute to salve his own conscience and get sliced open for his trouble. And then of course there’s the ending itself, which, being a fan of the whole Halloween series, I saw coming a mile off. We knew that something like that was bound to happen, but in the original series the transfer of power, or the curse, or whatever you want to call it, didn’t happen until like movie four. So why do it so early?


Don’t read too much into the story, and you may enjoy the movie, or at least parts of it.