3,2,1…Frankie Go Boom and Puppets!

 

Variance Films today announced what is almost
certainly the most awesome film-related contest of all time, in honor of the October
12th theatrical release of 3,2,1...FRANKIE GO BOOM (now available on demand).

In 3,2,1... FRANKIE GO BOOM, our hero Frank (Charlie Hunnam) finds himself in a
very, very awkward one-night stand with Lassie (Lizzy Caplan) that involves tears,
candy underwear, impotence, and significant amounts of alcohol.  To make matters
worse, his brother Bruce (Chris O'Dowd) has filmed the entire thing... and may or
may not have put it on the Internet.

Now, most people don't have a brother who's that big of a dick.  But almost everyone
has an embarrassing sex story of some sort.  So, we want to be the Bruce to your
Frank, and share your worst sexual nightmare with the world.  Via a sex tape.  That
we'll film.  Using puppets.  And on top of that, because we're a theatrical
distribution company, we're going to put it in theaters.  That's just what we do.

Here's how it works:

1.  Be 18 years of age or older.  We'll check, seriously.

2.  Tell us your humiliating sex story.  Feel free to embellish, wildly- but no
minors, no use of force or violence, no animals, no full names... and don't
plagiarize.  Write it out (try and keep it under a page), and submit online at
www.variancefilms.com/puppetsex <http://www.variancefilms.com/puppetsex> .

3.  We'll pick the best ones, make them into 60 second puppet sex tapes, and they'll
show in select theaters before screenings of 3,2,1... FRANKIE GO BOOM! (And yes,
we'll put 'em online too).  If you live near one of our theaters, we'll hook you and
some friends up with tickets to see your humiliation live and in person on the big
screen.

4.  Deadline for submission is October 5, 2012... so get cracking!

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